Shanghai was a different experience entirely. My great
ally-in-the-Orient, Lord Vor (note from Julia: that's our friend Trevor Smith who we know from Iowa), met us at the airport, so there was no “where the
hell are we?” period. This was a good thing. In the other cities we’ve seen so
far there was definitely a feeling out process, a sort of wandering around
time. It was necessary to cut this out in China, as any sort of aimless
strolling would see us mostly pretending to look at signs (not in English) and
hiding our fear of the unknown (note from Julia: though we blended in very
well). Thankfully, Lord Vor had our backs. That isn’t to say “where the hell
are we?” wasn’t one of the first questions out of my mouth.
Vor had set us up with a hotel room for most of our stay.
The most notable things about the hotel were the view, and the mattress. There
was a lovely, large window which looked out directly onto a concrete wall. Not
as in, we could see across the parking lot to a concrete wall, but as in: we
could see a concrete wall less than a foot outside the window. I have suspicions
that the mattress was also made out of some sort of concrete. I was told that
in general, the Chinese prefer firm surfaces for sitting and lying down. I was
skeptical about this only until our first night of sleep. I slept straight
through the night and awoke feeling refreshed. The concrete wall gave the room
a constant 7-in-the-morning vibe, even at our usual waking hour of noon (note
from Julia: If we set an alarm…) Come to think of it maybe getting up at the
crack of noon led to the feeling of refreshment…
We stayed up late and got up late. Honestly it felt like the
right schedule to be on for Shanghai. By the time we got up Lord Vor was
usually about ready to shuttle us around town. I wouldn’t recommend anyone go
to China without someone who speaks Mandarin. You can definitely survive by
smiling, pointing, and either nodding or shaking your head, but you would
definitely miss a LOT of fantastic stuff heading around town without a proper
guide. We got up earlier a couple of times to experience the Shanghai morning,
but mostly we stayed out late. Probably never made it to bed earlier than 2 or
3 am. More than once it was 4-5 am. So, I think we can be forgiven for sleeping
in a little.
If I had to summarize what we did in Shanghai, I would say
that we ate. We ate all day, we ate everything we came across, and we ate
oh-so-affordably. I mean, really affordably, most of the things we tried cost
7-30 yuan ($1-5). Noodles, noodles, dumplings and noodles. So many different
kinds of noodles. I won’t tease all of you who don’t get to try the goodness
with detailed descriptions of everything we ate. I DO need to mention a tasty
little dish called chow see fun. No promises on the spelling (cut me some
slack, they’re characters not words), but I can promise chow see fun is $1
you’ll never want back. Very simple, vermicelli noodles fried up in a wok with
cabbage and fried eggs. It’s advisable to eat it with plenty of the hot chili
and the vinegar sauce, condiments you can find at just about any of the
eateries we tried. Also bearing mention, thanks to a learned friend of Vor’s we
went to a little hidden restaurant with a chef serving the best unagi (Japanese
BBQ eel) outside of Tokyo (according to Japanese folks, I haven’t been to
Japan, YET). Seriously, truly and unbelievably delicious. (Note from Julia:
also home to an amazing beef appetizer that had broth made by angels and what
tasted like bread soaked in it.
Although for all I know I was eating duck brains).
I almost hesitate to mention the wang bars. Wang bar. The
very name conjures images of scatological humor and a certain 80’s one-hit
wonder. What do you do at a wang bar? You play computer games. “Who’s down for
wanging it?” or, “let’s go wang it” were phrases frequently thrown around that
hid the benign and undeniably nerdy intentions of the group. The game of choice
was Warcraft 3. For those of you losers who have never spent 6-10 hours
straight playing this game, it’s of the RTS family of games. Or, to the layman,
you build an army and go attack the opponent’s army. I’m sure many of you
readers will laugh, assuming that 6-10 hours is some sort of hyperbole. Not so
beloved followers of this blog, not so. Seeing as I spent much of my childhood
playing games like Warcraft 3 (including Warcraft 3), I wasn’t surprised (but
“maybe” a little disappointed) with my capacity to drop that amount of time in
a computer bar. What DID surprise me (any members of the Gouge family may want
to skip this next part) was Julia’s capacity to do the same. Julia not only
went along with the Warcrafting, she ate it up. Never in my wildest, lamest
dreams did I dream of a girl who would spend 7 hours in a computer bar playing
Warcraft with me. But spend the 7 hours she did, and I fell in love. Julia,
Lord Vor and I wanged it hard.
This is where Esack’s contribution ends… mostly because he
is napping.
Now, I, Julia must explain that wang bars are certainly
gross, but I think anyone can admit there’s a certain appeal to hanging out in
a place where you can veg out totally uninterrupted. Plus we always had
supplies (milk tea, candy bars, seaweed crackers, and “Ethnican” flavored Inca
chips). The game is like the Sims,
except you get to battle! Why would
I ever not like that?!
So anyway, Esack did a great job describing Shanghai. My favorite thing we ate were called
xiao long bao. They are small
steamed dumplings filled with pork and this absolutely amazing broth! A friend of Trevor’s named Michaela
told us that they put an ice cube of the broth in the dumplings before they
steam, and voila! Broth
dumplings. (pictured below)
What was interesting for me about Shanghai is that although
we stuck out like sore thumbs, sore white thumbs to be exact, I came to really
love China. We got plenty of
stares, and heard murmurs of “lao wai…” (foreigners…) everywhere we went, the
Chinese people we met were always put up with us and did their best to
communicate. I felt safe 100% of
the time. Now that Esack and I are
in Russia I notice that I feel nostalgic whenever I hear Chinese. It is a beautiful language and one that
I’ve never understood. I never
thought I’d be interested in learning Chinese but I am! It’s an entirely different way of
communicating and it totally changed the way I think about language. More to come on this as I work it out
in my head.
Look forward to a Russia post coming soon.
Thanks for reading!
Love,
Julia&Esack
Esack and Trevor in Hangzhou |
Wanging it hard in the Wang bar
A boat on Hangzhou lake
A catfish from the collection of them swimming in a container just outside the window on the left
Xiao long bao. Food from Chinese heaven.